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Post by misspi on Sept 19, 2022 18:57:37 GMT -5
Someone better laugh or I'm leaving this forum The "Seinfeld" series was one of the funniest sitcoms ever on tv. I did not have to watch the clips to recognize them. To me, perhaps the funniest episode was when Kramer adopted 1 mile of highway. The one where he set up the old Merve Griffin set was really funny too. without a doubt my favorite episode is a TRIPLE winner... the one with the 1) ugly baby, 2) lobsters, and 3) shrinkage!
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Post by apple on Sept 19, 2022 19:33:08 GMT -5
The "Seinfeld" series was one of the funniest sitcoms ever on tv. I did not have to watch the clips to recognize them. To me, perhaps the funniest episode was when Kramer adopted 1 mile of highway. The one where he set up the old Merve Griffin set was really funny too. without a doubt my favorite episode is a TRIPLE winner... the one with the 1) ugly baby, 2) lobsters, and 3) shrinkage! Don't forget The Dingo Ate My Baby!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2022 16:55:55 GMT -5
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says,"Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says."I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.
Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says,"Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately."You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.
The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."
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Post by Rusty on Sept 22, 2022 20:11:15 GMT -5
The "Seinfeld" series was one of the funniest sitcoms ever on tv. I did not have to watch the clips to recognize them. To me, perhaps the funniest episode was when Kramer adopted 1 mile of highway. The one where he set up the old Merve Griffin set was really funny too. without a doubt my favorite episode is a TRIPLE winner... the one with the 1) ugly baby, 2) lobsters, and 3) shrinkage! Ok I officially love you
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Post by misspi on Sept 22, 2022 21:30:41 GMT -5
how about "Barney Miller"? another without a doubt best episode was the one with the hash brownies!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2022 12:09:36 GMT -5
You forgot the dog
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2022 12:44:44 GMT -5
A pensioner drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150,... then 155,... Suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense !"
So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."
The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back."!!!
The Cop left saying, " Have a good day, Sir "...
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