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Post by sauerkraut on May 7, 2024 9:41:25 GMT -5
Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman Numerals. 9 out of every 10 living things live in the Ocean. The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand of man. 1970 the average cost of a house:$27,000, New car:$3,900, Milk: 62 cents a gallon. Before Mt. Everest was discovered what was the highest mountain in the world? MT. Everest it just was not discovered. Where can one always find happiness? In the dictionary. What goes up when rain comes down? an Umbrella! A butcher shop clerk is 5'10" tall wears size 12 shoes, what does he weigh? He weighs meat. A Possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. Who Knew? Cleopatra lived closer in time to the moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramids. If ya are right handed you chew your food on the right side of your mouth. If ya are left handed you tend to chew your food on the left side of your mouth, unless of course you have a bad tooth or a aching tooth. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png) Things I know about ya: You are reading this. Your are human. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips. You just attempted to do that. Now you are a laughing at yourself -not because you are a fun loving person- but because everyone else does it too! Let's face it your weird.
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Post by deyana on May 7, 2024 21:10:47 GMT -5
If ya are right handed you chew your food on the right side of your mouth. If ya are left handed you tend to chew your food on the left side of your mouth, I have noticed something very curious lately. I have always been a right handed person, but for several weeks now, I am choosing my left hand most of the time to do just about everything (apart from write). I do this without even thinking about it. It's strange to say the least...
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Post by sauerkraut on May 8, 2024 12:50:06 GMT -5
If ya are right handed you chew your food on the right side of your mouth. If ya are left handed you tend to chew your food on the left side of your mouth, I have noticed something very curious lately. I have always been a right handed person, but for several weeks now, I am choosing my left hand most of the time to do just about everything (apart from write). I do this without even thinking about it. It's strange to say the least... It could be that your Ambidextral or turning that way or something. They say right handed people chew on the right side of the mouth and so on for lefties- unless of course you have a bad tooth and then you chew on the side that don't hurt.
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Post by deyana on May 9, 2024 22:09:27 GMT -5
Well somethings happening.
My brain is re-wiring itself, for no reason at all!
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Post by sauerkraut on May 10, 2024 11:01:34 GMT -5
Speaking of brains, did ya hear about Kennedy? They say he had a worm in his brain that was eating away at his brain then the worm died but was still there. I guess it happened about 10 years ago. I wonder how the worm got in there in the first place?
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Post by sauerkraut on May 16, 2024 10:07:09 GMT -5
What do ya call two dogs that just got back from a long run?~~ A pair of pants A book Never Written:"How to do a pirouette" By Dan Serr. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png) -(Dancer)-
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Post by sauerkraut on May 18, 2024 11:29:57 GMT -5
Knock knock- who's dare? Handsome! Handsome who? handsome me food I'm a panhandler.
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Post by sauerkraut on May 24, 2024 10:38:45 GMT -5
Miss Cleopatra lived closer in time to the 1st moon landing, than the building of the pyramids. There are more fake flamingos in the world than real flamingos. The adult human has 'bout 2- 9 pounds (or up to 4080 grams) of bacteria in their bodies. The Blue Whales heart is the size of a VW Beetle, you could swim thru some of it's arteries. Once Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest and he came in 3rd place. Not too bad! ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by 💥Rusty on May 24, 2024 14:41:17 GMT -5
Didn’t realize you had such a funny bone G- Man
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Post by foxy on May 24, 2024 16:21:28 GMT -5
I like corny dad jokes. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by deyana on May 25, 2024 22:32:03 GMT -5
Speaking of brains, did ya hear about Kennedy? They say he had a worm in his brain that was eating away at his brain then the worm died but was still there. I guess it happened about 10 years ago. I wonder how the worm got in there in the first place? Maybe I got that too? A worm in my brain? ![:o](https://storage.proboards.com/1346968/images/qR8ZNGpUWQWwoD0u9W_z.gif)
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Post by deyana on May 25, 2024 22:35:39 GMT -5
1. Humans can't walk in a straight line without looking at something.
2. Australia is wider than the moon
3. Rats will laugh out loud if you tickle them
4. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky
5. Venus is the only planet to spin clockwise
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Post by sauerkraut on Jun 7, 2024 11:01:37 GMT -5
He who sings in the shower & gets soap in the mouth makes a soap opera!
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Post by sauerkraut on Jun 7, 2024 11:08:51 GMT -5
2 antennas fell in love & got married the ceremony was not much; but the reception was excellent! What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction! To write with a busted pencil is really pointless. I read that by law you must turn your headlights on when it's raining in Sweden, fine, but how are we supposed to know when it's raining in Sweden? Lisa was addicted to the hokey pokey-- but she turned herself around. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png) ![(puke)](http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/sign/sign0137.gif)
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Post by sauerkraut on Jun 10, 2024 9:43:06 GMT -5
If a red house is made of red bricks and a blue house of blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks, what is a green house made from? Answer: Glass, all green houses are made of glass. You are driving a bus in NYC to Philadelphia, 17 people get on the bus in one city, 6 people get off, 9 more people get on and 2 people get off and 4 more get on. Then ya finally arrive in Philadelphia. How old is the Bus Driver? Oh, for crying out loud don't ya remember yer own age- it's YOU who is driving the Bus. ![???](http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/confused/confused0088.gif)
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Post by sauerkraut on Jun 10, 2024 9:50:36 GMT -5
Old grandpa's Nursing Home remedies. Sunflower oil is good for treating the whooping cough. Citrus juice & olive oil are helpful to the Gallbladder For a sinus headache or just feeling under the weather sniff a little Horseradish Juice. Boil dill seeds in water and sip in the middle of the day to cure stomach gas at night. ![(puke)](http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/sign/sign0137.gif)
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Post by mrright on Jun 16, 2024 17:42:14 GMT -5
If ya are right handed you chew your food on the right side of your mouth. If ya are left handed you tend to chew your food on the left side of your mouth, I have noticed something very curious lately. I have always been a right handed person, but for several weeks now, I am choosing my left hand most of the time to do just about everything (apart from write). I do this without even thinking about it. It's strange to say the least... did you get the covid shots?
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Post by 💥Rusty on Jun 16, 2024 18:08:46 GMT -5
I have noticed something very curious lately. I have always been a right handed person, but for several weeks now, I am choosing my left hand most of the time to do just about everything (apart from write). I do this without even thinking about it. It's strange to say the least... did you get the covid shots? ![:-/](http://storage.proboards.com/1346968/images/eqslO0UEipUTrHwfTSdW.gif)
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Post by deyana on Jun 16, 2024 20:14:00 GMT -5
did you get the covid shots? Yep I did. Could this be a side effect do you think? I'm still both handed at this point. My brain is re-wiring itself, it's so strange!
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Post by deyana on Jun 16, 2024 20:14:34 GMT -5
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