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Date Joined: Sept 16, 2012 13:59:47 GMT -5
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Post by sauerkraut on Nov 3, 2022 10:17:57 GMT -5
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?~ Plymouth Rock!
If April showers bring May flowers what do Mayflowers Bring?~ Pilgrims!
How come Thanksgiving Soup is so darn expensive (No- not because of Bidens inflation) Because it has 24 carrots!
How come Pilgrims never smile? Because they are pilGRIM all the time!
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Post by sauerkraut on Nov 3, 2022 10:21:33 GMT -5
Turkey Day brain twister:
Test your smarts!
If ya have only one match and ya walk into a room where there is an oil burner, kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove what one would ya light first? The match has to be lit first.
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Post by sauerkraut on Nov 3, 2022 10:33:40 GMT -5
Why does a Pilgrim have sagging pants and droupy draws? Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat!
What do ya call the age of a Pilgrim? PilgrimAGE! What else!
What kind of tan do Pilgrims get at the beach? A Puri-TAN!
What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he's in pain? Pil-grimace!
What can ya call a Pilgrims vocabulary? Pil-GRAMMER!
What does Dracula call Thanksgiving? Fangs-Giving!
If Pilgrams came on the Mayflower~ What does the teacher come on? The Scholar Ships!
Ok they are bad but it's something. Anyhoo, Happy gobble-gobble day gang!
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Post by sauerkraut on Nov 3, 2022 10:42:53 GMT -5
Why can't ya take a turkey into a church? They use FOWL Language. What's the key to a great Thankgiving dinner? A turKEY! In what country is Thanksgiving NOT celebrated? Turkey! If ya call a large turkey a "gobbler" what do ya call a tiny turkey? A Goblet! What was the Turkey suspected of?- Fowl Play! What do ya wear to a Thanksgiving dinner?~ A Har-VEST! What dance do ya do on Thanksgiving?~ The Turkey Trot! What do ThanksGiving & Halloween have in common?~ One has gobblers the other has goblins!  Enough already!  |
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Post by sauerkraut on Nov 8, 2022 11:14:02 GMT -5
Ok I give up!
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Post by deyana on Nov 8, 2022 21:35:25 GMT -5
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Post by sauerkraut on Nov 10, 2022 11:25:38 GMT -5
Name the closest past year with no double use of digits. Answer: 1987
1961 was the closest year that you could write upside down and it'll still read the same- if ya wanna do it again, you have to wait to the year 6009 and that's a long wait for sure.
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