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Post by sauerkraut on Dec 1, 2022 10:39:52 GMT -5
Knock- knock- Who's dare? Says. Says Who? Says me that's who!
Knock Knock. who's there? Doris Doris Who? The door is locked that's why I knocked.
Chick#1-I like your dog, what kind of dog is that? Chick#2-A Police Dog Chick#1-He doesn't look like a police dog to me. Chick#2 He's working undercover.
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Post by sauerkraut on Dec 1, 2022 10:43:59 GMT -5
Care to share my sled? Sure! Great, I'll take it down hill and you can take it uphill! I built a wooden car, it has a wooden engine, it has wooden wheels and it has a wooden body- but it wooden run. What do ya call a song playing on a car radio? A Car-tune! What would you call Tinkerbell if she refused to take a bath? A real stinker-bell!
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Post by sauerkraut on Dec 1, 2022 10:47:14 GMT -5
Student: Teacher, would ya punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not that's silly.
Student: Great, because I didn't do my home work.
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Post by sauerkraut on Dec 2, 2022 12:04:34 GMT -5
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Post by sauerkraut on Dec 14, 2022 10:53:21 GMT -5
Knock Knock? Who's Dare? Juneau. Juneau Who? Juneau where Alaska is?
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Post by sauerkraut on Dec 14, 2022 10:55:08 GMT -5
What goes up but never comes down? Yer Age! What did one candle say to the other?"I'm goin' out tonite"
What burns longer a green candle or a red candle? None- they both burn shorter.
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