Being Old!

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The Prayer:
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Just before the funeral service the undertaker asked the elderly widow "How old was your husband?""98 she replied, two years older than me". So your 96 the undertaker commented.
She responded,"Yes, Hardly worth going home is it"?

Always remember this: Ya don't stop laughing because you grow old- you grow old because you stop laughing.

What's the best thing about being 104 years old? No Peer Pressure!

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Gosh darn I sure got old- I had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought cancer and diabetes, I'm half blind, I can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, I take 40 different kinds of medications that make me woozy, dizzy, winded and subjected to blackouts.
I have dementia, poor circulation, can hardly feel my hands & feet anymore, I can't remember if I'm 85 or 95. I have lost all my friends.
But thank God I still have my drivers license!

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There is a joke about Betelgeuse the star but I won't post it here.

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Old Jogger #1 Gosh, that last hill was brutal, Jogger #2 Yes I was worried at first too then I got over it!

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Jimbo~ I recently went out with a chick who has thousands of bees. Thom~ WoW she sounds like a keeper for sure!