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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2023 17:39:45 GMT -5
A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!" The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced:"This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use.""But I didn't use them."'Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous."We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here.""But I didn't go to any of those shows..""Well, we have them, and you could have." No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied,"But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response. After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check."But Madam, this check is for only $50.00""That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me.""But I didn't!""Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."🤣
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Post by deyana on May 17, 2023 21:53:04 GMT -5
haha.... good for her!
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Date Joined: Sept 16, 2012 13:59:47 GMT -5
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Post by sauerkraut on May 19, 2023 9:15:30 GMT -5
Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda!
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