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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2024 18:41:07 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2024 9:10:00 GMT -5
So one cannot try to provide a little humor without it being treated as spam and having their account deleted? LOL
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Post by Springschick on Mar 20, 2024 12:37:36 GMT -5
There is a whole section for random and funny stuff.
Perhaps you posted in the wrong place?
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Post by justme on Mar 20, 2024 13:20:58 GMT -5
So, whatever it is catches the fart smell? SO, when you dispose of it, it never releases the smell? I'm interested and confused.
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Post by mrright on Mar 20, 2024 14:06:44 GMT -5
just save your farts for right before you get off an elevator
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Post by deyana on Mar 20, 2024 14:22:18 GMT -5
Jeez..... brickinyourwall strikes again with more fart threads I'll move this thread to the joke section.
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Post by mrright on Mar 20, 2024 15:32:52 GMT -5
Jeez..... brickinyourwall strikes again with more fart threads I'll move this thread to the joke section. unless its cow farts causing global warming?
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Post by deyana on Mar 20, 2024 15:36:23 GMT -5
Well that's one way to tackle the subject I guess!
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Post by mrright on Mar 20, 2024 17:36:08 GMT -5
So, whatever it is catches the fart smell? SO, when you dispose of it, it never releases the smell? I'm interested and confused. then they can make a car that burns them as fuel.
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Post by Hunny on Mar 20, 2024 18:12:45 GMT -5
It will be our downfall! All this farting.
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Post by Hunny on Mar 20, 2024 19:23:46 GMT -5
So, whatever it is catches the fart smell? SO, when you dispose of it, it never releases the smell? I'm interested and confused. We must do this for the atmosphere, for surely THESE gasses are warming the morning in an onerous way! I propose this:
We seal our farts in mason jars (or mayonnaise jars, or zip-lock bags if you have to. And we send this gas all to Mexico. You see?(Aye. Si. ) And we demand ALL the profits from their Little Trinkets Stores. That's dozens, possibly hundreds of pesos. Think of it! *swaggers*
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Post by hank on Mar 20, 2024 19:35:07 GMT -5
I prefer using a cork. I like the way they feel and they don't cost much at all.
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Post by justme on Mar 20, 2024 19:36:05 GMT -5
Seriously, doesn't anyone believe in warnings or spoilers! lmao
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Post by Hunny on Mar 20, 2024 20:00:47 GMT -5
A young man with chronic flatulence gets a date, he's gotta eat dinner at her parents. Sweating at the thought, he wonders How he can do it! How can he hold in his farts ?? He doesn't know, but try he must.
He gets there and to his relief they have a dog! He decides to let out some gas here and there, and give dirty looks to the dog! It works fine at first. He lets one squeak. The smell is deplorable. And the father exclaims,"Rover!"
He he he, maybe I'll squeak out a bit more, and he does. The air is looking green. And the father again exclaims,"Rover!"
He decides to let it ALL go then. And he does. Wallpaper is peeling. The fire alarm goes off! And the father again exclaims,"Rover!"
"Get away from him before he shits on you!"
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Post by mrright on Mar 20, 2024 20:42:03 GMT -5
replace Preparation H with Crazy Glue
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2024 16:03:55 GMT -5
I prefer using a cork. I like the way they feel and they don't cost much at all. We're not judging, Hank!
Sorry! To each his own!
Just uh..maybe skip putting that particular cork back in the jug!
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Post by Rusty on Mar 21, 2024 21:51:31 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2024 11:29:18 GMT -5
*applauds* You made 'my morning, Rusty!
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Post by fuzzems on Mar 28, 2024 16:33:39 GMT -5
So one cannot try to provide a little humor without it being treated as spam and having their account deleted? LOL Nobody cares what you think about anything
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2024 16:55:09 GMT -5
So one cannot try to provide a little humor without it being treated as spam and having their account deleted? LOL Nobody cares what you think about anything Plenty of people responded to this thread, old bean.
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