Sunny Daze's Ode To Emerson Lake & Palmer

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*remembers' Diobolic's comment in the Warren Zevon thread* Well, to answer your question@diobolic...how 'bout some ELP and "Karn Evil 9, 1st Impression Pt.2"?


--Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside
There behind a glass stands a real blade of grass
Be careful as you pass, move along, move along

Come inside, the show's about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
Greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll, oh

Right before your eyes we pull laughter from the skies
And he laughs until he cries, then he dies, then he dies

Come inside, the show's about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll, oh

Soon @fuzzems in a glaze of vaseline
Will perform on guillotine, what a scene, what a scene
Next upon the stand will you please extend a hand
To hank's Ragtime Band, Dixieland, Dixieland

Roll up, roll up, roll up
See the show

Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you drool
Seven virgins and sb, keep it cool, keep it cool
We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown
Were exclusively @diobolic's and @wolf's....

Come and see the show, come and see the show
Come and see the show
See the show!!!

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Next up,"Benny the Bouncer"(a/k/a "What certain board members would like to do to hank one day" w/Hank in the role of the poor old bouncer)....


--Benny was the bouncer at the Palais de Dance
He'd slash your granny's face up given half a chance.
He'd sell you back the pieces, all for less than half a quid
He thought he was the meanest
Until he met with Savage Sid.

Now Sidney was a greaser with some nasty roots
He poured a pint of Guinness over Benny's boots
Benny looked at Sidney:
Sidney stared right back in his eye.
Sidney chose a switchblade
And Benny got a cold meat pie.
Oh! what a terrible sight,
Much to the people's delight.
One hell of a fight.

Sidney grabbed a hatchet, buried it... in Benny's head.
The people gasped as he bled:
The end of a Ted?

Well, they dragged him from the wreckage of the Palais in bits.
They tried to stick together all the bits that would fit.
But some of him was missing
And part of him arrived too late,
So now he works for Jesus
As the bouncer at St. Peter's Gate.

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Oh @webster, love all of these so much! 👏😄❤

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Well this takes me back. Funny how music can do that!
This album was one of many i heard booming from my brothers room when i was a child.

Brain salad surgery.