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Post by sauerkraut on Mar 13, 2024 12:45:30 GMT -5
Why did the horse keep falling over? It just wasn't stable. Which creatures on Noah's Ark didn't come in pairs? Worms, they came in Apples. How do ya shoot a bumble bee? with a BB Gun of course. Why do sea gulls fly over the seas? Because if they flew over the bays they would be bagels. What do ya git if ya cross a cow and a rabbit? Ya git hare in yer milk. How do fish pay their bills? With sand Dollars but of course. Why did the Parakeet go to the candy store? To get a tweet. What do ya call a dog that can't bark? A hush puppy.  |
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Post by sauerkraut on Mar 13, 2024 12:46:49 GMT -5
What happens when a cat eats a lemon? Ya git a real sour puss.  |
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Post by Justbec on Mar 13, 2024 12:52:29 GMT -5
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they are shellfish.
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Post by mrright on Mar 20, 2024 13:57:58 GMT -5
what do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?
elephino
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Post by sauerkraut on Mar 25, 2024 11:00:59 GMT -5
A book never written:"How to be independent" by Dewitt Yur Self. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. What didn't the broom clean up it's mess? It was too sweepy! When is a cookie alone? When it's dessert-ed Where does a potato go get buried? In the Gravy yard. A book never written:"the tale of two fabrics" by Polly Esther Cotton. What can ya throw but not catch? A party! |
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Post by sauerkraut on Mar 30, 2024 10:32:56 GMT -5
If yer waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, aren't you the waiter?  What happened to the dog who went to the flea circus? He stole the show. What do ya call a superhero's wealthy enemy? A Villionaire A book never writer: Sandwiches and how to make 'em-- By P.B.& Anjay What did one cactus say to the other cactus? Your lookin' sharp taday! A book never written: How to fly a plane by Joy Stick |
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Post by mrright on Apr 4, 2024 10:37:21 GMT -5
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Post by mrright on Apr 18, 2024 8:55:12 GMT -5
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Post by sauerkraut on Apr 18, 2024 10:02:43 GMT -5
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Why is the 3rd hand on the clock called a 2nd hand? Thoughts to ponder: Why does 'slow down' and 'slow up' mean the same thing? If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? Why does 'fat chance'&'slim chance' mean the same thing? Why do we sing 'take me out to the ballgame' when we're already there? Why are they called 'stands' when they are made for sitting? How come 'overlook' and 'oversee' mean opposite things? If all the world is a stage- then where is the audience sitting? Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word? How come we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suit case? Christmas- that jolly time of the year where we sit 'round a dead tree and eat candy outta socks! The most famous one of all: Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? |
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Post by Justbec on Apr 18, 2024 10:19:59 GMT -5
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Post by mrright on Apr 18, 2024 15:18:23 GMT -5
what did the elephant say to the naked man?
"its cute...but can you breathe through it?"
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Post by Rusty on Apr 20, 2024 13:41:21 GMT -5
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Post by Rusty on Apr 20, 2024 13:41:44 GMT -5
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Post by Justbec on Apr 20, 2024 14:46:25 GMT -5
LMAO!!
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Post by sauerkraut on Apr 22, 2024 9:07:42 GMT -5
Yeah, it's a hoot- but ya know that had to be a set up the camera man was ready and they had it all fixed just right. |
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