Post by Justbec on Mar 17, 2024 16:20:49 GMT -5
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.
First Bull:"I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows."
Second Bull:"I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows."
Third Bull:"I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I'm keeping all 10 of my cows."
Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they've ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.
First Bull:"Ahhhh... actually I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend."
Second Bull:"I.. I have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few." They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.
First Bull:"Son, don't be foolish - let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."
Third Bull: He can have all of mine! I just want to make sure he knows I'm a bull!
First Bull:"I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows."
Second Bull:"I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows."
Third Bull:"I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I'm keeping all 10 of my cows."
Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they've ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.
First Bull:"Ahhhh... actually I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend."
Second Bull:"I.. I have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few." They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.
First Bull:"Son, don't be foolish - let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."
Third Bull: He can have all of mine! I just want to make sure he knows I'm a bull!
