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Post by johnnylee on Mar 25, 2024 15:58:34 GMT -5
Teacher:"Now class, stop acting silly and start behaving, god is everywhere you know."
Bobby:"Is god in this classroom right now?"
Teacher:"Yes, Bobby."
Jenny:"Is god outside in the playground?"
Teacher:"Yes Jenny."
Johnny:"Is god in my back garden?"
Teacher:"Yes Johnny."
Johnny:"But I don't have a back garden miss."
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Post by johnnylee on Mar 25, 2024 15:59:42 GMT -5
The teacher wrote on the blackboard:"I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class,"How should I correct this sentence?" Little Johnny raised his hand and replied,"Get yourself a new boyfriend."
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Post by johnnylee on Mar 25, 2024 16:02:05 GMT -5
While grading essays, the teacher noticed that Little Johnny’s paper about ‘Family Pets’ was the same as his brother’s. So she asked,“Why did you copy your brother’s homework?”
Little Johnny said,“No, I didn’t! We just have the same pets.”
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Post by johnnylee on Mar 25, 2024 16:04:11 GMT -5
Little Johnny returns from the market with his mother. While his mom is putting away the groceries, she sees that Johnny has taken a box of animal cookies and spread them all over the kitchen table. His mother asks “What are you doing, Johnny?” Johnny looks up and replies,“The box says that you shouldn’t eat them if the seal is broken, so I’m looking for the broken seal.”
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Post by foxy on Mar 26, 2024 2:17:40 GMT -5
Good ones johnnylee. Thanks for the chuckles.
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Post by johnnylee on Mar 26, 2024 9:12:00 GMT -5
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Post by deyana on Mar 26, 2024 20:37:28 GMT -5
Good ones! It will take me a while to read through them
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Post by johnnylee on Mar 27, 2024 9:44:35 GMT -5
Little Johnnys jokes Ive lived up to the name, if anything they are talking about me haha!
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